Jesus would be ashamed, you tools...

I decided to turn my search for political news to somewhere new. So, I jumped the tracks and decided to look at things from the Nazi standpoint. Case in point: The American Family Association, a group of ultra-conservative hicks who claim to be "restoring American families" by promoting racism, sexism, and good ol' fashion patriotic extremism. Yee haw!

In my quest around the site, I found this article about a Southern, whitebred, redneck town that decided it was going to combat those evil, satanic, souless, bloodsucking, sodomizing, "Happy Holiday" say-ers by having one big Christian themed Christmas parade. Oh wow, that'll show'em!

"We are planning to make the whole event -- the parade and the festival -- a religious theme," said the town clerk Alice Carlisle. "Our theme will be the Nativity, and we are asking all businesses to fill this town up with Nativity scenes."

I know, I know, why didn't she just say: "ALL YOU DIRTY JEWS AND MUSLIMS AND CATHOLICS BETTER BOW TO OUR GOD OR BE SMITED! BWAHAHA!" She was thinking it, I swear.

"With threats of law suits by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and other atheist groups, retailers, schools, and town officials across the country have become increasingly afraid to use Christian decorations, religious carols, and Christian themes for their parades, plays, and public decor." -AFA site

Any group who is against a theocratic regime is athiest and therefore bad.

Schools and retailers aren't trying to take God away from the people who want to believe in it, instead their just coming out and saying "Hey, we don't know if you're Jewish, Christian, Muslim, or what, so we're going to try and accomodate it all by saying "Happy Holidays." How hard is that to get?

If I were sitting in my school's auditorium and they started preaching the word of "god," they wouldn't change that for me so I wouldn't be offened. However, if a Muslim came up and started talking about his beliiefs, no preaching, just talking, it would take only one Christian martyr to set the AFA on their heels and ready to put the "Jesus" back in "state funded schools."

"But under pressure from consumers and Christian advocacy groups like the American Family Association and Focus on the Family, as well as repeated coverage of the issue by commentator Bill O'Reilly of Fox News Channel's O'Reilly Factor, some retailers have since altered those decisions. Wal-Mart opted to return to using "Merry Christmas" as a greeting, and others may be following suit." - AFA

Keep in mind, people, Bill O'Liar is like second to god to them. Who cares that he makes up statistics and refuses to debate maturely, he's a messenger of the truth and splotchy faces! (I <3 Al Franken)

It's too bad Wal-Mart is opting to bow to the hellspawn's. Oh well, all's well that end's with a carbomb.

"We want everyone in town to take part in this," Carlisle said. "That's why we are letting them know now, so everyone will have their Nativities ready by next December." - AFA Site

And if not, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!