Happy Holidays, you're existence was pointless.

I was scanning our town's lack luster newspaper the other day when I stumbled upon an article that resembled one Bill O'Liar Riley had written earlier in the week. It was an opinion piece written by an angered and bored man who was outraged that Wal Mart and other corporations were saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." On the net, I found several more of these despondent people.

These people were actually flipping out about this. They were all up in arms because they heard "Happy Holidays!" instead of "Merry Christmas!" How vapid do your lives have to be? If you sit around and get pissed about THAT then you have no point in existing. Honestly, people, grow the fuck up.

Taking to the internet, I found that Wal Mart and other capitalist pigs were saying this because they didn't want to offend Jews by saying Merry Christmas, Christians by saying Happy Hanukkah, or anyone else who would waste their time bitching about it. Now, what pisses me off about this is that if Wal Mart said Merry Christmas and the Jewish community bitched, it wouldn't be a concern, but if they said Happy Hanukkah, everyone would be on that shit, getting it removed. People are entirely too obsessed.

Aren't Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas pretty synonymous? To worry over something that small and miniscule is just pathetic. By complaining over the verbose of a greeting, you destroy the spirit of what you're arguing for. So people, please, for this Christmas, just shut the hell up.