Supreme Court Cronyism Pt. 2

As many of you have surely heard by now, Harriet Miers pulled out of the Supreme Court nomination. Bush commented that she was "treated unfairly." He's right though, those people shouldn't have questioned his choice and just bowed down to his decision. Why, just like a dictatorship! Oh wait, that's anti-American.

Anyways, CNN reported that Bush had a list of several other people and he would pick someone off of there to nominate into Miers role. Here's the kicker, though: he said Miers was the most qualified person on this list. So, I'm guessing that the list includes:

• That hobo with the Spider-man tee shirt in San Fransisco.
• That dead hooker from George's college days.
• Mike Brown.
• Someone from the Saudi Family.
• A life size cutout of the Dukes of Hazzard.
• Aquaman.

Oh my, America's future is gleaming! Sheild your eyes!