5 Bands Everyone Loves, But I Hate

So, I was being awesome yesterday, thinking about CD's I need to pick up, when I realize that a lot of bands I dislike, are bands that seem to be quite popular with the people around me. I decided to waste the next five minutes of your life talking about bands I hate, just for you.

5. Led Zeppelin - I'll tip the Sacred Cow first by saying that I don't like Led Zeppelin at all, but I respect them. I hate Robert Plant's voice (but I love Jack White's voice. It's odd, I know). I also feel that Jimmy Page and John Bonham are horribly overrated. Everyone praises Page for playing with a violin bow, but no one says shit about Thurston Moore jamming drum sticks under the strings or playing with a screwdriver. Ugh.

4. Tool - Tool's big around my circle of friends for some odd reason. They bore the hell out of me. I mean, Dana Carey is a damn good drummer, and Maynard has a decent voice, but having 5 minutes of silence in the middle of songs and the 12 minutes songs. Ugh, just boring.

3. Guns N'Roses - Axl can't sing. Slash is a GREAT guitarist, one of the best, but Axl's voice makes me want to bite the bullet. Seriously, he is the epitomy of cock rock. He's a wife beating nutcase. How can people like his voice? It's like nails on a chalkboard. Way to shrilly for my tastes. I hate metal.

2. Metallica - Speaking of hating metal, Metallica is metal. Ew. I loathe James Hetfield's voice. All the "Ye-hah!" in his singing grates at me. Plus, I get a little sick of Lars Ulrich and his constant, double bass drum rhythm. Cliff Burton was a very good bassist, I admit, but after he had the bus land on him, I can't listen to them anymore.

1. ACDC - If I were to ever wish horrible fate on someone, I'd buy them an ACDC CD. Seriously. whoever the hell sings for that band is worse than Hetfield and Axl. How can someone like his voice? UGH. And the drummer never plays fills. All the songs sound the same because it always based around one riff and the singing is always about doing something stupid with a girl or being cool with your motorcycle. I hope Ebola resurfaces.