DoubleThink!

Pissed off rantings from a middle class adolescent.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Planet of the (Conservative, Less Evolved, Fanatic) Apes

Sen. Chris Buttars of Iowa recently attempted to sponsor a bill that would require teachers to tell students that the state does not endorse evolution. But, good intentions prevailed and the bill fell through. Of course, Buttars threw out the warm, snuggly, fascist vibrations when he said (quote):

"I don't believe that anybody in there really wants their kids to be taught that their great-grandfather was an ape." - Buttars

Wow, Chris, I'm glad your up on the definition of evolution. Because it says that. Mhm. It says (non-quote):

"One day there was an ape and then BAM! it had a baby human and then life went on." - The Sen. Buttars Theory of Evolution

How's that education bill coming along?

2 Comments:

At 10:41 PM, Blogger Larry said...

Correction: Buttars is a state representative in Utah, not Iowa.

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, then CNN lies.

 

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