Set Phasers to Stun

I was sitting around, eating KFC in the hotel room and watching CNN tonight. They were talking about the dropping economy and the plight of the poor and how the rich were getting more tax cuts on their (inherited) money. An idea hit me. Wouldn't it be great for the poor of America (middle class, even) to revolt against the rich and start a civil war. Imagine, the rich would have their fancy, pancy armies all lined up in the street and fighting like good, high class officers of their militia. The poor however, know how to fight the right way: guerilla warfare. We'd break into the rich people houses and eat their babies.

Oh my, let's start a war.